Oh, hallelujah, I just found a bag of cheetos in my desk drawer. That just made my day. (If there's something wrong with that, I don't ever want to be right.)
More specifically, I love chai tea with splenda and a little splash of vanilla soy milk. Why did it take me so long to realize that I could do that instead of wasting $3 (and too much sugar) getting my fix at Starbucks?
In the wise words of Mel Brooks: "I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know." Now if only the internet could laugh with me.