Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Things that make you go "Hmmm...."

Sleeping with your best guy friend - good idea or bad idea?? Hmmm....
Too late. Hope it's the former.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Weekly Horoscope

Love Rob Brezsny's Free Will Astrology...

Mine this week: "Did you hear about the older Korean woman who has failed her driving test 800 times? Or the American man who has filled out job applications at 25 Pizza Huts in 20 cities without being hired? Or the British artist who has completed over 5,000 paintings even though no gallery has ever shown his work? There is something about you that resembles those persistently frustrated people -- or at least has resembled them up until now. Soon, I predict, the dogged efforts you've made will finally pay off in at least a modest success, and perhaps even more if you'll make an effort to free your mind of its backlog of sad images."

Friday, April 10, 2009


You know what's an amazingly freeing feeling? Finally getting around to deleting all the old shitty songs that someone with bad musical tastes put on your iTunes. Phew! No more having to skip songs...they're gone! Only room for good things!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

You don't get it...

You don't seem to get it...I don't want to be your "friend". I don't want to be lied to, or patronized. My real friends don't do that to me. I don't want to talk to you; I know you're only doing it out of guilt. On some level you realize you fucked up. I don't want to hear from you until you realize it on every level. Save me the headache, the anxiety, the distraction. Save yourself the empty attempts. Save her the insecurity of a boyfriend who's chasing guilt. Just save it.

You still don't get it. I don't want to be your "friend". I don't want to hear from you unless you're on my doorstep with a ring and an apology. You fucked up.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Almost forgot it's Wednesday!

You know what that means....haiku time!

Night out with the boys,
My favorite group to be just
My regular self.

If life were a musical...

This is what I imagine he sings:

You could be happy and I won't know
But you weren't happy the day I watched you go

And all the things that I wished I had not said
Are played on loops 'till it's madness in my head

Is it too late to remind you how we were
But not our last days of silence, screaming, blur

Most of what I remember makes me sure
I should have stopped you from walking out the door

You could be happy, I hope you are
You made me happier than I'd been by far

Somehow everything I own smells of you
And for the tiniest moment it's all not true

Do the things that you always wanted to
Without me there to hold you back, don't think, just do

More than anything I want to see you go
Take a glorious bite out of the whole world

(Snow Patrol's "You could be happy")

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Interesting thought found on the interwebs...

"To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully 'round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket - safe, dark, motionless, airless - it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, inpenetrable, irredeemable." --C.S. Lewis

Monday, January 05, 2009

New Year's Horoscope

I'm a cusp baby, straddling Capricorn and Aquarius, so I'm not sure which horoscope to follow. Fortunately, both sound pretty exciting this year:

CAPRICORN You begin the year with Mars, the kick-butt, take-names planet, in your sign. Resolutions carry cosmic power. Expect significant changes in 2009. An alliance (personal or professional) has recently emerged. (Or, if it hasn't, it soon will). In other words, if you're not already involved in a partnership, here comes capital "L" life to shake you up. Circle Jan. 10 on your calendar -- the night you discover why you've become a new and different person. Look forward to the second act -- a very dramatic one -- on July 7.

AQUARIUS Jupiter, CEO of expansion, is establishing residence in your sign for a year-long stay. Jolly Jupe supplies enthusiasm, expansiveness and luck to your life. He's a kind of cosmic Santa Claus who pushes you to learn new things, meet new people, get involved and go boldly where you've never gone before. You're supposed to be learning and growing through new experience. So expect the year ahead to be among the most exciting of your entire life. The new moon, in your sign, Jan. 25, offers one of the greatest decision making opportunities in your entire life. Then follows a power trip Feb. 4-March 13. You could conquer the world! Follow your bliss Aug. 5. Finally, expect to be a different person one year from now.

I'm getting my calendar out right now!